Perks Of Following Me On Twitter



1.       I can ask PM Narendra Modi ji to like your few tweets. (I know him).

2.      I give party to all my followers, once in a month. (Veg and Non Veg both).

3.      I can provide you free tickets for New Delhi, if you follow me. (You can meet Subramanian Swamy sir there).

4.      I can arrange your meeting with Virat Kohli/Mahendra Singh Dhoni/Anuska Sharma.

5.    The most awesome tweets in the world!.

6.    I make jokes that I think are hilarious because I make jokes for me.

7.      Sometimes, I tell cute lies for your own benefits.

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Anil Agarwal said…
Kya baat kya baat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unknown said…
Guruji 😂😂